The Lighter Side (A Little Mid-Week Humor)

A virile young Italian guy is relaxing at a bar in Rome when he catches the eye of a spectacular young blonde. They talk a while, he invites her back to his apartment, and soon enough they head to his bedroom to make love. After a nice interlude, he smiles and says, “So … you finish?”

She thinks about it for a second, frowns and says, “No.”

Surprised, the guy reaches for her and they go at it again. This time they really throw the blocks to each other, thrashing around and screaming passionately. Afterwards, the young man smiles again and asks, “You finish?”

And again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer and says, “No.”

Stunned, but damned if this woman is going to outlast him, the young man reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they climax simultaneously, screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.

The guy is exhausted. He falls onto his back, gasping for breath. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly, and asks again, “You finish?”

Barely able to speak, she whispers in his ear: “No … Norwegian.”